“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”

"I got this guys. Yao? Pssh! Ain't no thang. I keep it real"

*Pre-Game*

"Hey Ming, you ain't gonna meditate outta the first round son"

"………………"

*Later*

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey you know I was just playing right"

"No hard feeli-"

"This doesn't look good.  Get the bust out there"